Overheard today in the cheese section:
Are you out of de lite shredded Mozzarella?
I’m sorry sir we don’t have Delight shredded Mozzarella. We only carry our store’s brand.
Yes, yes I just bought it here last week, de lite shredded Mozzarella.
Are you sure you bought it here? Maybe you were at Whole Foods?
No, it was here. Right here. De lite. Points to empty space on rack next to de lite cheddar.
Ohh. I’ll check in the back.
There was a de liteful sunset in the back across the Horse Park tonight. Hope you’re all having a good weekend.